HAI HAI  KEYA BAAT HAI , B-A-R-S-A-T   AA GIYA , AAB TO JAM KE BHIJ LE GURU.  Q MANA HAI KEYA  --- SARDI LAG JAYE GA  ------ TAB BHI TO MAJA

AYEGA --- H-A-C-H-C-O – KE  SATH  JOKE  SUN NE KA.  BHIGE BHIGE RATO ME   JOKE  SUN NE CHALIYE JI ------ ABHI TO CHARI TARAF JOKE  E JOKE .

MERA EK DOST   AM-RI-CA  SE MERE KO EK JOKE BHEJA HAI --- TO MAINE

SOCHA Q NA HUM ISE MERE ILAND KA  DOST/HOST/GHOST KE  SATH SAHRE

KAR LI KEYA BURA HAI.

AGAR JOKE PAR KE MAJA AYE TO SARA CREDIT MERA DOST KO JAYEGA AUR

MAJA NEHI AYE – TO DIL SE  PRAN BHARKE JITNA GALI HAI MERE KO DIJIYE

HUM  AAM KI CHATNI KE SATH  MAJE SE  KHA LUNGA .  HOE .. HOEE  KEYA BAT HAI …. TAB CHALIYE………..

Just for Laughs

Two men

met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st:

Forget mine.

Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend to death.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".

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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting Everytime"

Wife replies," No, It means ,

"With Idiot For Ever!!!"

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential

Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints... --

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