BABBAA ANEKDIN PAR EKTU SAMAI PAOWA GECHHE , KI JE KARI ADDA MARTE BHISHAN ICH CHHE KORCHHE , ORE BABA ICH CHHE KORLEI TO AAR HABE NA , KAAR SATHE ADDA MARBE TUMI , SABAAI BHISHAN BASTA EKHAN. HU-H-h NIJEKEI SAMAY DITE PARE NA KEU , TAR OPOR AABAR ADDA !
DU EKTA KATHA BALO THIK AACHE KINTU ADDA ----MAANE JAMIA ADDA --- UTHE JACH CHHE , HAARIA JACH CHHE – SAMAY NEI , KARO SAMAY NEI.
TAA BALE KI ADDA HABE NA ? TAHALE BONDHU KISER JANEY ,BOSS . AAEE TO AABAAR BANDHU’R KATHAA TULE MUSHKILE FELE DILE , BANDHU RAA EKHAN KHUB HISEB KORE CHALE , HISEB KORE NEBE , AABAAR HISEB KORE E DEBE ---- BISHESH KORE SAMA BAYESI BANDHURA.
TAI TO AAMAAR KICHHU BANDHU AACHHE , JADER SATHE AAMI JAMIYE ADDA MARI , GHURTE JAI , MAGIC (JAADU) SHOW, CIRCUS DEKHTE JAI , NAGOR DOLYAI CHARA , CHOKOLATE , ICE CREAM KHAOA ---- EKEBAARE JAAKE BALE DAARUN MAJA HAI . ORAA – BOBY,AAKASH,BRISTI, BAMBAM,GUDDU, TOTON, MAMPI--- AARO ANEKE , ODER BAYAS KATO JANO EEI CHAAR (4) THEKE CHODDA(14) .
TAAI TO KOLKATAI P.C.SORKAR KIMBA KONO CIRCUS PARTY SHOW KORLE AAMI SABAAR AAGE TICKET KAATTE CHHUTI , BANDHUDER NIA JETE HABE TO . JANO AAMAR MAGIC DEKHTE BHISAN BHALO LAAGE , EKBAAR CHOTO BELAI , AAMADER PARAI EKJAN MAJIC DEKHATE ESECHHILO , AANEKDIN DHARE CHALE CHHILO TAR SHOW. ONAR NAAM TA THIK AAMAR MANE PORCHE NA KINTU OOR SESH MAJIC TA AAMI EKHONO BHULI NI , KONO JUCTI DIA BUJHTE PARI NI --- SONO TAAHOLE , MAGIC TAAR NAAM CHHILO “NARA RAKHAS” PRATI DIN ,JADUKAR DARSOK DER MADYE THEKE EKJAN KE DEKE NITO , TAARPAR TAAKE BHAALO KORE HAATE PAAYE MOTA DARI DIA BAADHA HOTO , ER PAR DARSOK DER MADYE PRYA 20 JAN MILE DU DIK THEKE DARI DHARE DAARIA THAAKTO , JAAKE BADHAA HOTO TAARA SABAAI AAMAADER PARA TE THAAKTO ABANG CHENA LOK , LOK TA TO PRATHAME HATABAAK HOE DAARI THAAKTO , TAAR PAR JADU KAR MANTRA PORE KICHHU JAL OR GAE CHHITIA DITO ---- AAR TAAR PAREI KI JE HOTO OKE AAR DHARE RAKHAA JETA NAA , BHISHAN CHITKAAR KORTE THAAKTO , 20 JAN LOK MILE OKE DHARE RAAKHTE HIMSIM KHEYE JETO . O TO TAKHAN RAKHAS HOE GECHHE, JA DEOA HACHHE KACHA KACHA KHEYE NICCHHE , AMANKI JANTA MACHH , MURGI SAB , ER PAR JADUKAR AABAR MANTRA PORE JAL CHHITEA DITO , TAARPAR O DHIRE DHIRE GHUMIA PORTO .SATTI AAMI EKHONO BUJHTE I PARI NA ETA JE KI KORE HOTO.
JA BOLCHILAAM AAMAR BANDHU DER SATHE MAGIC DEKHTE BHISON BHALO LAAGE , TAKHAN AAMI EKEBARE MAGIC AR SATHE EKAKAAR HOE JAI , ABASYA AAMAR AAI KHUDE BANDHU DER OPOR EKTU NAJAR RAAKHTE HAI , ODER MAN GULO TO KHUB SARAL , JA MANE HAI TAAI AAMAKE BOLE DAI , BHAALO LAAGLE BHAALO , NAITO CHALO , KONO BHANI TA NEI , AAMAR KHUB BHAALO LAGE , AAI SARATAA , AAI BISWAS , ORA JAKHAN HASE , TAKHAN AAMIO PRN KHULE HASI , AABAAR ORA JAKHAN KLANTA HOE PARE TAKHAN AAMAR KOLE MATHAA REKHE GHUMIA PARE , SUDHU EEI KHANE EKTU AALADA , ORA JAKHAN AAMAR KAADHE,KOLE MATHAA REKHE GHUMOI , TAKHAN AAMI KAARO KAADH PAI NAA , TAATE AAMAAR KONO ASUBIDHAA HAI NAA , AAMI BESH AANANDE AACHHI .
AAR ODER SATHE AADDA MANE SUDHU GALPO….. , AAR GALPO BOLNE BAALA HACH CHHI AAMI , ORAO BALE , BESI DEKHAY ACTING KORE , KAKHONO , BATUL,NANTE-FANTE,HADA –BHODAA, SPIDER MAN ETC . MAAJHE , MAJHE GHANA DA , TENI DA , FELU DA O AASE , AAR GUPI BAGHA ORAO THAAKE.
AAR EDIKE AAMI GALPO BOLTE BOLTE HAIRAAN , KATO GALPO BALA JAI BALO TO , AABAR ODER MADHYE SAB THEKE CHHOTO BAMBAM SUDHU BHUTER GALPO SUNTE CHAI . KATO AAR GALPO BALA JAI ,SESHMESH EKDIN AAMAAR BHUT BANDHU ‘KALICHARAN ‘R ‘ KATHAA GALPO KORE BOLE DILAAM , ORA TO BHISAN KHUSI , TOMRAO SUNBE , TAHALE SONO.
AKDIN AAMADER OFFICE R EK SAHAKARMI’R BONE’R BIYE UPLAKHE ‘BANGA’ TE GECHHI , SANGE AAMADER EK G.M .
KHAOA DAOA TO BHALOEE HOLO , JAKHAN AAMRA BEROLAAM , TAKHAN RAAT NA TA (9PM) , SIT KAAL , GHUT GHUTE ANDHAKAAR RASTA , CHAALECHHI DUJANE CHUP CHAAP , GAARI CHALAR AAOAJ AAR MAJHE MAJHE JONAKI POKAR AALO , BODH HAI EKTU GHUMIA PORE CHHILAM , HATHAT DEKHI GAARI TA DARIA ROECHHE , STRAT BANDHA HOE JACHCHHE , KICHHU EKTA GANDOGOL , DRIVER BABAJI EKTU PARE ESE BOLLO , GAARI THELTE HABE , TO KE THELBE , GM TO BURO MANUSH , AAR AAMI EKTA MEYE MANUSH , KI KARI EMAN SAMAY DEKHI , RASTAAR DHAAR THEKE EKTA LAMBA LOK KHAALI PAYE ESE BOLLO , AAMI THELTE PAARI KINTU AAMAKE GAARI TE CHARTE DITE HABE ( GALAA TA EKTU NAKI NAKI), AAMI BOLLAAM SEKI ? KOTHAI JAABE , “ EEI SAAMNE , DIDI”
THIK AACHE THAALO TO BHAAI , THAALA SURU HOLO , GARI STRAT O HOLO AAR SEO SAAMNER SITE UTHE BOSLO. AAMRA BHAAB LAAM KI JANI BAPU KI HABE , O BODH HAI BUJHECHHILO , BOLLO KONO BHAI NEI AAPNAADER , BESH CHOLCHHILAAM , BAARASAT PERIA ESECHHI , AMON SAMAI O BOLLO , AAPNARA MISTI KHABEN , AAMI BOLLAM AAMRA TO BIA BAARI THEKE MISTI KHEYE AASCHHI . KINTU O NACHOR BANDA , GARI TA HATHAT KORE AABAR THEME GELO , RASTAAR PASEI EKTA MISTIR DOKAN , BAIRE THEKE BANDHO KINTU BHETORE AALO JWALCHHE , O KI KORLO JANO OKHAANE BOSEI DU HAARI RASOGOLLA HAT BARIA NIA ALO, AAR TAAI DEKHE TO AAMAADER GM SAHEB EKEBARE BHIMRI KHAOAAR AABASTHA , AAR EDIKE DRIVER JI TO RAM ,RAM , RAM KORE JACH CHHE , AAMI TO CHOKH BUJE FELECHHE , THIK TAKHONI GARIR CHHADE SABDA SUNE CHOKH KHULE DEKHI KI , LOKTA TO NEI , TABE RASAGOLLAR HARI DUTO AACHHE, DRIVER KE BOLLAM CHALO CHALO , GM SAHEB TO RITIMATO KAAPCHHE , GARI AABAAR CHALTE SURU KORLO, EEDIKE AAMI BESH TER PACHHI GAARIR CHHADE JENO KEU RAYECHHE , JAI HOK SALT LAKE A GM SAHEB KE TO OR BARITE NAMAALAM , TAKHONO KAAPCHHE , BOLLAM EKTA HARI NEBEN NAKI, GM SAHEB SANGE SANGE NA,NA, NA KORE DAURE CHALE GELO , AAMI EKTU MAJAI PELAAM , MISTI KHETE AAR KHAOTE AAMI BARO BHALO BASI TO. AAMAR BARI TA AAREKTU DURE , CHALECHHI KINTU TER O PACHHI SE EKHONO GAARIR CHHADE AACHHE . AAMAR MANE HOLO JE KINA MISTI DAI SE BODH HAI KHUB EKTA KHAARAP HABE NA , TAAI GALA KHAKRI DIA BOLLAM KE AACHHO NICHE CHALE ESO , SANGE SANGE O AABAAR HAJIR , DRIVER’R HAAT TO KAAPTE SURU KORECHHE, AAMI BOLLAM BHAI PEO NA THIK KORE CHAALAO , KICHHU HABE NA .
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KALICHARAN O TODER BANDHU HOE GELO , AAMI BOLE DEBO.
AAR HYA TODER KI KI LAAGBE BAL , KEU BOLLO CHOCLATE, KEU BISCUT, KEU CATBERI ETC ETC , AAR AAMARO EKHON KHUB SUBIDHE , KALICHARAN KE BOLE DIE , AAR KALICHARAN RATRI BELA CHUPI CHUPI , ORA JAKHAN GHUMIA PARE ODER MATHAR KACHHE REKHE AASE . PARER DIN SAKALE ODER KI ANANDA , DAURE ASE AAMAKE BALE JANO KAAL NA KAALICHARAN ASECHILO , DAKHO AAI GULO DIA GACHHE , TAAR THEK AABAAR AAMAKEO DAI , AKHON THEKE KALICHARAN O ODER BANDHU .
TOMADER O KICHHU CHAI NAKI BOLE FELO , CHOCOLATE, ICE CREAM, LAGENCE , BADAAM , MISTI , JA CHAI BE TAAI KALICHARAN DIE AASBE , O BHISAN BHALO , KINTU TOMAADER MANTA AAMAR OOEE KHUDE BANDHU DER MATA HOTE HABE .
AAI RE KALICHARAN AABAAR AAMAAKE DAAKCHHE , NA AAR THAAKA JAABE NA , TATA ,BABI , PARE AARO GALOPO KORBO KEMAN.