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Sunday 27 July, 2008
By  Rakhee   17:18 | 29/Apr/2008 |  5 Comment(s)
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MAN NIA

Garamer samai taa sakaler khub kasta hai , tai naa ? Ami Ekhon khub bhore uthe pari. Bhorer snigdha aalo aar thandaa baataas

Ebang Madhya rater jotsnaar mayabi aalo sarir o mantaake jurie dai.

 

Mane pare jai sei din gulor kathaa jakhan dekhechilaam Kausani

Te baraf dhakaa himalya sringe Surya Uday , kimba Kanya kumari

Te Aarab sagarer buke Surya asta rager sesh aabhaa kimba dharo

Dal lake a baraf jhiri jhiri haoai Sikarai ghora athaba Kovalam beache samurdure snaan karaa naito Sikim a “Sango” lake a

Ice skating karaa athaba Jaiselmire marubhumir buk chire uter pithe base daure jaoaa , muhurte mane pare jai Gangotrir Gomukhe

Natajanu hoe Ganga maa ke dekha , baa dharo Ganga Sagare Ganga maa ke sagare bilin hoe jaoaa ----- aaro kato, koto muhurter madhye mane pare jai.

 

Emanta aamaar maajhe majhe  e hai . Mantaa aamai duranta gatite

Ek pranta theke aarek praante bhasie niee jai kichutei chanchal mantake base aante pari na , tomaader o hai ? tomaar o ? kintu keno eman hai ? Jakhan man taa ke concentrate kara khub darkaar

Hoe pare takhan ki karo tumi ?

 

Gata maase office er kaaje Kolkatai esechilaam , sei din Rabibaar

Khaoa daaor pare aamraa  bhai bon ra Jamie adda dite basechi , thik takhani Barda aamai tar study roome deke pathalo. Sei barda ,

Bishan rasbhari manush kintu amai khub sneha Karen , “aai Chutki,

Ekhane bas “ barda bollo . Aami kitrim anujoger saathe bollam ,”ekhono aamai chutki bolo ? aami ki aar choto aachi ? “ “ ore tui jata baroi hos na keno --- aamaar kaache chotoi “ “ ja ooee canvas a ekta chhabi aak --- ekata chhele man die machh dharchhe “ bardar sarasari hukum ,  aar jai hok barda ke na kara , aamaar sadyer baaire , agyata , kintu man ki aar base , man to takhan aaddai . Taai sabi holo , pukurer jal ta thik jamlo na . Aar taai dekhe bardar ki hasi .

Bardaa >” hu-u jaani tor man ta ekhane nei , tai to ?” “ ta mantake 

               Concentrate korte habe to ?”

Aami  >  “ ki kore korbo ?”

 

Bardaa > “balto , man ta sarirer kothai thaake ?”

 

Aami > “ keno ? aamader eei buke “

 

Barda > “ dur boka – buke to heart , ekta pump machine , abasyai

             Special machine , bandha holei gelo , aasale aamaader       

             man  thaake brain a , janish , aamaader brain er tinte   

             bhag , left brain , right brain ebang back brain , right brain

             aamader sarirer left side ebang left brain aamaader dan

             dik control kare, right brain kaaj kare – rag , hingsa ,

              selfishness , emotion etc, etc , aar left brain kaaj kare

            aamader budhi , justification, argument ,honesty etc,etc,

            tahalei bujhte parchis , keno ato katha bollam , jakhani

            dekhbi , tor manta edik odik jacche , thik takhani dan hater

            aangul athaba panja ta ke move korte thakbi , aar sange

            sangei left brain click kore jabe , ki bujhli kichu ?

 

Aami > “ aami ki tomar mata ata sata jani ? tomar mata ki aami

             Calculas , set theori nia ghata ghati kari ? aami to baba

             Satkara tei bhimri khai. Jak ge baba tomar advice ta mane

             Rakhbo .”

Barda > “ ja ebar gie adda mar , aar son toder IBM software co.

              Aachhe na ---- oder okhane keu join korlei ekta kits dei,

              Aar tar madhye ekta dairy , pen thaake ,ora bale “Think

             Pad” jakhani kichhu babh be likhe raakhbe , byapaarta

             Ekei , right hand ke sachal rakho and left brain ke active

             Karo ----- ha,ha,ha “

 

Aami palie bachlaam , jai hok kichhu sekha gelo to , bardar kachhe kichhu na kichhu sabsamai sikhi . Aamar abasya ekta annya kaidao

Jana achhe , jeman dharo barite thakle aami sadharanata Rabindra

Nath Thakurer gan suni , kimba je kono bangle bhalo adhunik , hindi classic – jeman ‘hum kabhi na kabi baun jao – tera payar me’

Khub tension hole jore jore kabita abriti kari , rag hole kabi Najruler

Sei famous kabita “ aami bidrohi ranaklanta --- bisheh kore ooee line ta --- aami chengish , aami apanare chhara kahare kari na ko

Kurnish ‘ apurba aamar rag ekdam jal. Majhe majhe aami mantake

Santa rakhi setar o sarader kimba sanai er jugal bandi sune .

Ei sab sabee bhishan common bapyar , tai na , tumio nischi tai karo.

 

Tabe aamar aarekta method jana aachhe , seta sudhu chupi chupi tomakei bolte chai --- eta jakhan khusi jekhane sekhane apply korte para . dharo tomar man khub chanchal ---- takhan tumi dhire dhire chokh ta bandha korbe , aar bhabte thakbe je tumi ekta NIL

Akasher talai base aachho – sekhane tumi aar diganta jora nil---

Er par dekhte thako je du tukro sada megh dhire dhire aati dhire tomaar dike ure aaschhe , aar tari madhye duto bak jatio sada pakhi urte urte tomar dikei aaschhe ---- aar meghta jakhan thik tomar mathar upare aasbe , takhan jhir jhir kore bristi ese tomai bhijie tomar mantake ekdam sital kore debe . Er par tumi aste aste chokh ta khule dekhbe samne je tomar kaj ta pare achhe , seta chhara aar annya sab kichhu udhao . try kore dekho kichhu hai kina.

 

Free te jadi gyan dite hai , tahale rediff iland ekebare adarsha jaiga.

Aami sujog pelei gyan die , odike American ra dakho jiban ta ke puro puri enjoy kare , serious kaj karte kartei ora  bhisan maja kare , aar tai to ora  eei majar iland ta banie fello, keu jadi ekhan kar jale ekbar parechhe , aar kichutei berote parbe na , jeman aami , aar ora tai dekhe bhishan maja pai , kintu aamake ekhan jetei habe .

 

TA – TA .

 

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